Humans beware. The Secret Society of reptilian humanoids is alive and well—and they’ve taken over our t-shirt production. To avoid being inhabited by one of these sly anthropomorphic creatures, buy yourself a shirt to show whose side you’re on, before it’s too late! 

After all, anyone who owns a reptile knows how smart they actually are… **Twilight Zone music plays as you turn around slowly to see your pet bearded dragon staring across the room at you**

Okay. All jokes aside, there is one thing that reptiles do have control of: our hearts. So celebrate the special reptile in your life, get your nerdy on, and just have some fun with this shirt. The Lizard People will thank you.